Dialogue script.

(Complete sketch is available at http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/TheTravelAgentSketch.html )

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Mr. Smoketoomuch:
My name is Smoketoomuch. Mr. Smoketoomuch.

Mr. Bounder:
Well, you'd better cut down a little then.

Mr. Smoketoomuch:
I'm sorry?

Mr. Bounder:
You'd better cut down a little then.

Mr. Smoketoomuch:
Oh, I see! Smoke too much so I'd better cut down a little then!

Mr. Bounder:
Yes. Ooh, it's going to get people making jokes about your name all the time, eh?

Mr. Smoketoomuch:
No, actually, it never struck me before. Smoketoomuch...

Mr. Bounder:
Anyway, ehm, you're interested in one of our holidays, are you?

Mr. Smoketoomuch:
Yes, that's right. I saw your advert in the blassified ads.

Mr. Bounder:
The what?

Mr. Smoketoomuch:
In The Times Blassified Ads.

Mr. Bounder:
Ah, The Times Classified Ads.

Mr. Smoketoomuch:
Yes, that's right. I'm afraid I have a speech impediment. I can't pronounce the letter B.

Mr. Bounder:
Uh, C.

Mr. Smoketoomuch:
Yes, that's right, B. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a schoolboy. I was attacked by a Siamese bat.

Mr. Bounder:
Uh, ah, a Siamese cat.

Mr. Smoketoomuch:
No, a Siamese bat. They're more dangerous.

Mr. Bounder:
Listen...can you say the letter K?

Mr. Smoketoomuch:
Oh, yes. Khaki, kettle, Kipling, Khomeini, Kellog's Born Flakes.

Mr. Bounder:
Well, why don't you say the letter K instead of the letter C?

Mr. Smoketoomuch:
Well, you mean, pronounce "blassified" with a K?

Mr. Bounder:
Yes, absolutely!

Mr. Smoketoomuch:
Classified!

Mr. Bounder:
Good!

Mr. Smoketoomuch:
Oh, it's very good! I never thought of that before. What a silly bunt.

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